Weird conversation #1

In the air, in side a 747 Jet from Germany, sat an elderly Indonesian lady next to a girl

+So, Going back home from a vacation?
-Oh, I just finished my exam and am going for a vacation.
+I see, you are studying where?
-In the Netherlands
+Oh, you didn't pass the state Exam for Indonesian Public Universities
-Actually, I studied at *K*I for a while.
+In a pathetic attempt to save her sorry a**e: Oh, usually those who study abroad didn't pass The Exam.